" Still alone ?
Weird, you're not that ugly... "
" Please, tell me you are not virgin anymore..."
" Are you sure you don't suffer
any gastric reflux? "
" If you want to meet new people,
swingers club are perfect, you know "
" That's funny:
when I was your age I got my first kid "
" If you want to be loved,
you first have to love yourself "
" Maybe you are a bit too demanding "
" Don't worry, I also was single for a long period.
That was the worst week of my life "
" If you prefer relationships with people
of the same gender, it's not a problem "
" Do you know Thomas is single as well?
Yes, it's your cousin, but... you see how demanding your are "
Some sayings actually could turn you into a serial killer at Valentine 's Day. And cherry on the cake, your Instagram feed will be nourished with pictures of couples filled with happiness... #SoMuchLove #TonsOfRoses or worst... #MarriageProposal !
FuckValentineSday: a gift code made for singles...
On Puzme (the new app where singles discover each other by exchanging seducing details), we like to shake things up. What if Valentine's Day was a celebration day for singles? So in order to make things happen, we created a gift code a bit unusual: FuckStValentin
If you wish to use this gift code, just:
Singles of the world, enjoy being single!
Live, meet, laugh, fall in love, have an orgasm, or two... There is only one thing we wish you: may you be the one who will publish #TooMuchLove on Instagram ;)
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